Hello, we are Ugly (magazine), we’re a group of comedians in Detroit with the singular goal to make you either chortle or snicker (whichever you are most comfortable with, please select only one).
Did you come here to get to know us? We think the best way to get to know someone is to hear their favorite quotes. We are smart, and we know what "quotations" mean (it means when somebody said something once). Here are our three favorite quotes, so you can get to know us better.
“If at first you don't succeed ask yourself why you did that” - William Shakespeare
“My two truths were that I was a General and my first concert was Motorhead and my lie was “I Cannot Tell A Lie” ” - George Washington
“Since I started taking lipitor, I now have 98 problems” - Jay-Z
so, now you know us.