About

Ugly Magazine

hey whats up how are you doing

Hello, we are Ugly (magazine), we’re a group of comedians in Detroit with the singular goal to make you either chortle or snicker (whichever you are most comfortable with, please select only one).

Did you come here to get to know us? We think the best way to get to know someone is to hear their favorite quotes. We are smart, and we know what "quotations" mean (it means when somebody said something once). Here are our three favorite quotes, so you can get to know us better.

“If at first you don't succeed ask yourself why you did that” - William Shakespeare
“My two truths were that I was a General and my first concert was Motorhead and my lie was “I Cannot Tell A Lie” ” - George Washington
“Since I started taking lipitor, I now have 98 problems” - Jay-Z

so, now you know us.

Thank you for scrolling more, this is what we look like ok?

A team of 20 wow what a big team please just know that we have a big strong team please believe me it's a big team
Joshua Lapinsky profile image
Doug Kolbicz
Editor & Writer
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Molly A
Writer
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Alex Bergmans
Writer
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Shawn Golden
Writer & Illustrator
Glenda Spence profile image
Mally
Fax Specialist
Mirembe Nkrumah profile image
Thompson S. Hunter
Poet Laureate / office funny guy
Patrik Janssen profile image
Frunk Horsehouser
Associate Crud Muffin
Michael Trossino profile image
Shunk Winter
Client Spanker
Mirembe Nkrumah profile image
Pierre St. Pierre
Chief Officer of Has been to Tokyo once
Glenda Spence profile image
Xally
Digital Librarian Asst (Assistant)
Michael Trossino profile image
Dylan Beatus
NASCAR Historian
Patrik Janssen profile image
A. Dáde
Rakes the lawn
Glenda Spence profile image
Milenie
Shipping and Recieving
Mirembe Nkrumah profile image
Tank
Director, Directions (east, north, left etc)
Michael Trossino profile image
Koch Lockheed-Martin McDonalds IV
Spreadsheet Dingus
Patrik Janssen profile image
Crud Spud
Mud Stud
Mirembe Nkrumah profile image
Charles Darwin (not that one)
Guy that keeps telling same story over and over again
Glenda Spence profile image
El
Hi-lo Driver
Michael Trossino profile image
Praline “Back Spasm” Messing,
Roger Rabbit Framer
Patrik Janssen profile image
A. Teenágeer
Got a bum knee

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